| U na donna rientra a casa e trova il marito a letto con una bella e giovane ragazza.
"Porco schifoso!" gli grida la donna, "Come hai potuto farmi questo, una
moglie fedele, la madre dei tuoi figli! Ti lascio immediatamente, chiederò il divorzio!"
And her husband: "Hey a moment, at least let me explain one thing ..."
"All right, - she says - so they will be I hear your last words ... "
He begins:" I was getting in the car to come home when this girl approached me and asked me a ride. He seemed bewildered, frightened and helpless: I really pity, so I made get in the car. I noticed that she was very thin, poorly dressed and very dirty.
He said he had not eaten for three days! Thus, taken out of compassion, I brought it home and I heated the rolls of flesh that I have prepared for you last night, those who have not eaten for fear of putting on weight. Well, I have eaten in a while!
As it was dirty I asked to take a shower while he was in the bathroom I saw that his clothes were filthy and full of holes: I have thrown away. Since she needed clothes, I gave your Armani jeans a few years ago, you did not add more because you have become close.
I gave her an intimate that I had bought for your birthday, but do not wear because you say that I have bad taste.
I gave even the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas but do not place them to a contempt, and even those boots that you had taken that expensive boutique but that did not bear in an office because it had a pair equal ... "
At this point, the man takes a deep breath and continues:" I was so grateful for my understanding and help and accompanied him to the door, I turned into tears and asked me
"There is something else that your wife does not use any more?" |
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