Lesson No. 1
A man goes into the shower immediately after his wife and at the same time
ring the doorbell.
She wraps a towel around the body, running down the stairs and
goes to open the door
is John, the neighbor.
Before she can say anything he says, I'll give you 800 Euro
cash in now if you drop the towel!
and reflects a moment in the towel falls to the ground ...
He looks in depth and from the agreed sum.
you, a bit 'shaken, but happy for the small fortune earned in a moment
dates back to the bathroom.
Her husband, still in the shower who was asked to door.
She answers: was John.
Husband: perfect, I returned the 800 € that I paid?
Moral No. 1: If you work in teams, share more information! _________________________
Lesson No. 2
At the wheel of his car, an elderly priest is taken back
a young nun at the convent.
The priest can not remove his eyes from her legs crossed. Suddenly
rests his hand on the left thigh of a nun.
She looks at him and said: Father, remember Psalm 129?
The priest immediately withdraw your hand and is lost in a thousand excuses.
Soon after, taking advantage of a change of gear, let his hand
sfiori la coscia della religiosa che imperterrita ripete: Padre, si ricorda
il salmo 129?
Mortificato, ritira la mano, balbettando una scusa.
Arrivati al convento, la monaca scende senza dire una parola. Il prete,
preso dal rimorso dell'insano gesto si precipita sulla Bibbia alla ricerca
del salmo 129.
'Salmo 129: andate avanti, sempre più in alto, troverete la gloria...'
Morale n° 2: Al lavoro, siate sempre ben informati!
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Lezione n° 3
Un rappresentante, un impiegato e un direttore del personale escono
dall'ufficio a mezzogiorno e vanno verso un ristorantino quando sopra una
panca trovano an old oil lamp. The
and rub the genie appears.
'Generally, three wishes, but as you are three, they each have a
'.
The employee pushes the other and shouts, 'it's my turn to me ....
I want to be on a pristine beach in the Bahamas, always on holiday, no
thought that would disturb my peace '.
said vanishes. The representative
cries: 'To me, to me, it's up to me! I want to enjoy a
pinacolada on a beach in Tahiti with the woman of my dreams' And
vanishes.
It's up to you, says the genie, looking at the personnel officer.
'I want those two come back after lunch to work!'
Moral # 3: Always let the boss to speak first! _______________________________________
Lesson No. 4
In class the teacher turns to John and asks him: 'There are five
birds perched on a branch. If you shoot at a bird, how many remain
? ' Gianni says, 'No, because with the noise of the shot will fly away
all'. The teacher: 'Well, the answer was four, but I like how
reasons'.
Then Hans says' Can I ask you a question now? The teacher 'Alright.
There are three women sitting on a bench eating ice cream. A
licks him gently on the sides, the second swallows it all up the cone, while the third gives
small bites on top of ice cream.
Which of the three married? '
The teacher blushes and says, 'I suppose the second ...
that swallows up the ice cream cone '
Gianni,' Well, the correct answer was the one that takes faith, but ... I like how
reasons'!
Moral # 4: Let the reason will always prevail.
A man goes into the shower immediately after his wife and at the same time
ring the doorbell.
She wraps a towel around the body, running down the stairs and
goes to open the door
is John, the neighbor.
Before she can say anything he says, I'll give you 800 Euro
cash in now if you drop the towel!
and reflects a moment in the towel falls to the ground ...
He looks in depth and from the agreed sum.
you, a bit 'shaken, but happy for the small fortune earned in a moment
dates back to the bathroom.
Her husband, still in the shower who was asked to door.
She answers: was John.
Husband: perfect, I returned the 800 € that I paid?
Moral No. 1: If you work in teams, share more information! _________________________
Lesson No. 2
At the wheel of his car, an elderly priest is taken back
a young nun at the convent.
The priest can not remove his eyes from her legs crossed. Suddenly
rests his hand on the left thigh of a nun.
She looks at him and said: Father, remember Psalm 129?
The priest immediately withdraw your hand and is lost in a thousand excuses.
Soon after, taking advantage of a change of gear, let his hand
sfiori la coscia della religiosa che imperterrita ripete: Padre, si ricorda
il salmo 129?
Mortificato, ritira la mano, balbettando una scusa.
Arrivati al convento, la monaca scende senza dire una parola. Il prete,
preso dal rimorso dell'insano gesto si precipita sulla Bibbia alla ricerca
del salmo 129.
'Salmo 129: andate avanti, sempre più in alto, troverete la gloria...'
Morale n° 2: Al lavoro, siate sempre ben informati!
____________________________________
Lezione n° 3
Un rappresentante, un impiegato e un direttore del personale escono
dall'ufficio a mezzogiorno e vanno verso un ristorantino quando sopra una
panca trovano an old oil lamp. The
and rub the genie appears.
'Generally, three wishes, but as you are three, they each have a
'.
The employee pushes the other and shouts, 'it's my turn to me ....
I want to be on a pristine beach in the Bahamas, always on holiday, no
thought that would disturb my peace '.
said vanishes. The representative
cries: 'To me, to me, it's up to me! I want to enjoy a
pinacolada on a beach in Tahiti with the woman of my dreams' And
vanishes.
It's up to you, says the genie, looking at the personnel officer.
'I want those two come back after lunch to work!'
Moral # 3: Always let the boss to speak first! _______________________________________
Lesson No. 4
In class the teacher turns to John and asks him: 'There are five
birds perched on a branch. If you shoot at a bird, how many remain
? ' Gianni says, 'No, because with the noise of the shot will fly away
all'. The teacher: 'Well, the answer was four, but I like how
reasons'.
Then Hans says' Can I ask you a question now? The teacher 'Alright.
There are three women sitting on a bench eating ice cream. A
licks him gently on the sides, the second swallows it all up the cone, while the third gives
small bites on top of ice cream.
Which of the three married? '
The teacher blushes and says, 'I suppose the second ...
that swallows up the ice cream cone '
Gianni,' Well, the correct answer was the one that takes faith, but ... I like how
reasons'!
Moral # 4: Let the reason will always prevail.
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