Cari amici,
near the end of 2009 to
would like to thank all the email I submitted this year.
thank those who sent me the email that spoke of rat poop in the glue of envelopes,
so now I use a damp sponge every time I close a letter.
I finished my savings because I screwed it to the sick girl who
dying in the hospital for the 387,258 th time. But it will get better after I received the
£ 15,000 that Bill Gates and Microsoft sent me
participate in their special e-mail program. Alternatively, negotiate with
head cashier of the Bank of Nigeria who wants to split
of 7,000,000 U.S. dollars with me saying he was a distant relative of a current
who died without leaving a will, I accept a contribution of only 200 Euro
.
I do not care for me, because there are 363,214 angels looking at me
shoulders and I learned that my prayers are heard and heeded only if
forwarding the mail to seven of your friends and make a wish within five minutes after
.
I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can
remove stains from the toilet bowl. I do not make more gasoline without
bring with me a friend who checks that a serial killer conceals the
back seat while I fill the serbatoio. Non vado più ai centri
commerciali perché qualcuno potrebbe drogarmi con un campione di profumo e
derubarmi. Non rispondo più al telefono perché qualcuno potrebbe chiedermi di
digitare un numero e poi riceverei una bolletta telefonica con migliaia di
chiamate in Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore e Uzbekistan.
Non posso neppure raccogliere la banconota da 5 euro che ho trovato per terra in parcheggio
perché probabilmente è stata lasciata lì da un molestatore sessuale che aspetta
dietro una macchina per abusare di me.
Se non mandate questa mail ad almeno
144.000 persone nei prossimi 70 minuti un enorme gabbiano con la diarrea vi
cagherà in head tomorrow afternoon at 5, 22. I know for sure because it's already happened to a friend
a neighbor's former mother-in-law's second husband of my cousin
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E. ... by the way: a South American scientist,
after long studies, has found that people with low intelligence quotient
enough sex and are not always read the mail
holding the hand on the mouse.
Do not take the trouble to raise my hand now it is too late
said .... will be a good 2010?
I'll hope .....
would like to thank all the email I submitted this year.
thank those who sent me the email that spoke of rat poop in the glue of envelopes,
so now I use a damp sponge every time I close a letter.
I finished my savings because I screwed it to the sick girl who
dying in the hospital for the 387,258 th time. But it will get better after I received the
£ 15,000 that Bill Gates and Microsoft sent me
participate in their special e-mail program. Alternatively, negotiate with
head cashier of the Bank of Nigeria who wants to split
of 7,000,000 U.S. dollars with me saying he was a distant relative of a current
who died without leaving a will, I accept a contribution of only 200 Euro
.
I do not care for me, because there are 363,214 angels looking at me
shoulders and I learned that my prayers are heard and heeded only if
forwarding the mail to seven of your friends and make a wish within five minutes after
.
I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can
remove stains from the toilet bowl. I do not make more gasoline without
bring with me a friend who checks that a serial killer conceals the
back seat while I fill the serbatoio. Non vado più ai centri
commerciali perché qualcuno potrebbe drogarmi con un campione di profumo e
derubarmi. Non rispondo più al telefono perché qualcuno potrebbe chiedermi di
digitare un numero e poi riceverei una bolletta telefonica con migliaia di
chiamate in Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore e Uzbekistan.
Non posso neppure raccogliere la banconota da 5 euro che ho trovato per terra in parcheggio
perché probabilmente è stata lasciata lì da un molestatore sessuale che aspetta
dietro una macchina per abusare di me.
Se non mandate questa mail ad almeno
144.000 persone nei prossimi 70 minuti un enorme gabbiano con la diarrea vi
cagherà in head tomorrow afternoon at 5, 22. I know for sure because it's already happened to a friend
a neighbor's former mother-in-law's second husband of my cousin
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E. ... by the way: a South American scientist,
after long studies, has found that people with low intelligence quotient
enough sex and are not always read the mail
holding the hand on the mouse.
Do not take the trouble to raise my hand now it is too late
said .... will be a good 2010?
I'll hope .....
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