MAN: Do not we met somewhere?
WOMAN: Yes, I work the front desk of the clinic specializing in sexually transmitted diseases
MAN: Have not I seen you somewhere?
WOMAN: Yes, that's what you do not go there again.
MAN: This chair is free?
WOMAN: Yes, and it will be that other even if you sit down.
MAN: So, let's go with me?
WOMAN: I do not know. There are two places in the trash?
MAN: Come on you or me?
WOMEN: Both. I'm going to be me and you go to you.
MAN: I would love to call you. What's your number?
WOMAN: What about ' telephone directory
MAN: But, do not even know your name.
WOMAN: That too is on the list.
MAN: And what do you do business?
WOMAN: I am a transvestite.
MAN: What's your sign?
WOMEN: Prohibition of entry
MAN: How do you like your eggs for breakfast?
WOMAN: Do not fertilized.
MAN: Come on, do not tell me, we're both in this club for the same reasons.
WOMAN: In order to pick up their pussies.
MAN: I'm here for you to realize your hidden desires
WOMAN: You mean you have a donkey and a Doberman in your home?
MAN: I want to give myself to you
DONNA: Mi spiace, non accetto la bigiotteria
UOMO: Potessi vederti nuda, morirei felice
DONNA: Può darsi, ma se io ti vedessi nudo, morirei dal ridere
UOMO: Andrei in capo al mondo per te.
DONNA: Sì, ma sapresti anche starci a lungo?
UOMO: Come fai ad essere così bella?
DONNA: Il contrario di quello che fai tu
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