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MAN: Do not we met somewhere?
WOMAN: Yes, I work the front desk of the clinic specializing in sexually transmitted diseases

MAN: Have not I seen you somewhere?
WOMAN: Yes, that's what you do not go there again.

MAN: This chair is free?
WOMAN: Yes, and it will be that other even if you sit down.

MAN: So, let's go with me?
WOMAN: I do not know. There are two places in the trash?

MAN: Come on you or me?
WOMEN: Both. I'm going to be me and you go to you.

MAN: I would love to call you. What's your number?
WOMAN: What about ' telephone directory
MAN: But, do not even know your name.
WOMAN: That too is on the list.

MAN: And what do you do business?
WOMAN: I am a transvestite.

MAN: What's your sign?
WOMEN: Prohibition of entry

MAN: How do you like your eggs for breakfast?
WOMAN: Do not fertilized.

MAN: Come on, do not tell me, we're both in this club for the same reasons.
WOMAN: In order to pick up their pussies.

MAN: I'm here for you to realize your hidden desires
WOMAN: You mean you have a donkey and a Doberman in your home?

MAN: I want to give myself to you
DONNA: Mi spiace, non accetto la bigiotteria

UOMO: Potessi vederti nuda, morirei felice
DONNA: Può darsi, ma se io ti vedessi nudo, morirei dal ridere

UOMO: Andrei in capo al mondo per te.
DONNA: Sì, ma sapresti anche starci a lungo?

UOMO: Come fai ad essere così bella?
DONNA: Il contrario di quello che fai tu

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I have also spoken to TG 1, does not stop it !!!!!!!! I just want to see if it works in the computer

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> I have also spoken to TG 1, does not stop it !!!!!!!!
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> FRIENDS ......

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A 'English teacher was explaining to the class that in English, unlike English, the names can be either male or female. "House, for instance, is feminine: la casa"
"pencil, however, is masculine: el lapiz"
One student asked: "What kind of computer is the word?"
Instead of answering, the teacher divides the class into two groups, male and female, and asked him to agree among themselves whether computer should be masculine or feminine. Each group also asked to give reasons for choice with four reasons.
The group of men decided that "computer" should definitely be feminine "the computadora" because: 1
. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The language they use to communicate between computers is incomprehensible.
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible future recovery e. ..
4. As soon as you decide to buy one, you find yourself spending half your salary on accessories.

The group of women, however, concluded that computers should be masculine (el computador) because:

1. To get us anything, we must turn them on.

2 .. They have a lot of data but are unable to think for themselves.

3. It is assumed that you should help solve the problems, but half the time, the problem is THEM, e. ..

4. As soon as you buy one, you realize that if I waited a while, you could have a better model.
The women won.
Send this message to all the smart women you know .... and to all those men with a sense of humor

How Do You Replace Shoot Thru Mesh

Spanish Girl looking man with a gain of at least $ 500 thousand

Lovely looking 28 year old man with a gain of at least $ 500 thousand.

HER: I'm a beautiful girl (in fact, beautiful) 28-anni.Sono intelligent and have a lot of class.

I would marry someone who earn at least half a million dollars a year.

There is this site a man who gains what? Or

millionaires wives of men who can give me suggestions?

I already had relationships with men who earned 200 or $ 250 thousand, but that does not allow me to live in Central Park West.Conosco a woman who does yoga with me, who married a wealthy banker and lives in Tribeca, is not as beautiful as me, and not so intelligente.Quindi I wonder, what did x because I do not deserve this and I can, how do I get to his level?

HIM: I read your e-mail with great interest, I thought deeply about his case and I made a diagnosis of his situation. I state that I am not stealing your time, because I earn $ 500 000 per year. That said, consider the facts as follows: What you are offering, from the perspective of a man like what you try, it is simply a bad deal. And for the following reasons:

1. stay away from the blablabla, what you suggest is a very simple negotiation. She offers her physical beauty, and I'll put my money. Proposal was very clear this. But there is one small problem. Of course, your beauty will decrease gradually and one day will vanish, while it is very likely that my bank account will increase continuously. So, in economic terms, you are an active and suffer from depreciation, while I am an asset that makes dividends.
2. She not only suffers a depreciation but that is progressive and increases each year! Explain: Today She is 28 years old, is beautiful and will continue so for the next 5 / 10 years, but always a little less and suddenly, when you look a picture today, you find that a pear has become wrinkled. This means, in terms of market, today she is well-listed company, the ideal age to be sold, not to be bought. Using the language of Wall Street, who owns it now has to put in "trading position" (trading position), and not "buy and hold (buy and hold tight), which, apparently, is that for which you is offered. So, in terms of trade, marriage ("buy and hold") with you is not a good deal in the medium to long term. On the other hand, a lease may be, socially, a reasonable deal and we might think about it.

We have a relationship for some time ..... .... Huuummm Come to think better and to make sure how smart, classy and beautiful she is, if possible, since I am the future "tenant" of this "machine", requires what is to practice: Make a test drive.

Please establish the date and time. Sincerely

His investor